1 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,843 Listen, dearest people, the latest news today, 2 00:00:13,167 --> 00:00:16,869 of the band of robbers who were in the Spessart. 3 00:00:17,173 --> 00:00:18,526 They were killed, 4 00:00:18,736 --> 00:00:20,253 but they aren't silenced yet, 5 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:23,259 haunting around as ghosts. 6 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:36,125 Do you have to stand in the middle of the way with your Klimperkasten? 7 00:00:36,406 --> 00:00:39,962 Your light is on. - We're on duty. 8 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:46,060 It's a shame about the battery. I paid them with my tax money. 9 00:00:46,343 --> 00:00:51,267 Stop your hate speech propaganda. You're sabotaging a NATO exercise. 10 00:00:51,792 --> 00:00:55,713 Yes, General. - Get out of here with your clutter. 11 00:00:55,839 --> 00:00:57,679 But hurry! 12 00:01:03,389 --> 00:01:08,097 Glorious Times in the Spessart 13 00:03:19,844 --> 00:03:23,731 Here, Consul Mummelmann. Give me the chef. 14 00:03:23,851 --> 00:03:27,738 Can you really work with that noise? - The guy changed the wedding menu. 15 00:03:27,858 --> 00:03:32,418 What does the whole shop belong to to me? - Adolf, think about your blood pressure. 16 00:03:32,987 --> 00:03:36,782 Finally. Tell me, Ritzelsberger, what right do you have... 17 00:03:36,873 --> 00:03:41,319 ordering the 500 kangaroo tail soups? No, I don't want shark fins. 18 00:03:41,441 --> 00:03:46,570 My daughter doesn't get married every day. What, not enough kangaroo tails? 19 00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:50,577 Call the Frankfurt Zoo. And when I write "turkey," you don't 20 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:54,618 have to write turkey for it. My daughter is marrying an American! 21 00:03:54,744 --> 00:04:00,385 Sometimes you could blow up. - I thought it was you. 22 00:04:00,514 --> 00:04:05,392 Those damn jet fighters. - There was more bang at our wedding. 23 00:04:05,642 --> 00:04:09,529 After all, there was war, I still accept it, but now, in peace. 24 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:13,536 Did your window break too? - Your mother left it open. 25 00:04:13,656 --> 00:04:17,942 - Nice wedding, with bombs and grenades. - It's your groom's fault. 26 00:04:18,063 --> 00:04:21,950 Frankie is a space explorer. - Now let the child be. 27 00:04:22,070 --> 00:04:26,037 You were chief staff officer, too. - Frankie quit the army. 28 00:04:26,157 --> 00:04:28,278 It's over. 29 00:04:28,842 --> 00:04:32,683 Comrades, for the first time in the history of warfare... 30 00:04:32,809 --> 00:04:36,650 the sequence of our maneuvers will be controlled by a manned space satellite... 31 00:04:36,775 --> 00:04:42,179 our American friends watched. It is about determining whether the 32 00:04:42,305 --> 00:04:47,673 camouflage of our troops can withstand today's aerial reconnaissance. 33 00:04:48,235 --> 00:04:52,121 We have the great honor of being one of the brilliant co-designers... 34 00:04:52,242 --> 00:04:56,162 from "Germany 99" can be seen today as a guest in our midst. Mr. Green. 35 00:04:56,289 --> 00:05:01,167 Would you like to declare to us... - Well, gentlemen. 36 00:05:02,419 --> 00:05:06,625 Our boys have been flying around up there since this morning and can spit. 37 00:05:06,746 --> 00:05:10,588 We receive the messages here. - Germany 99, we are right now... 38 00:05:10,713 --> 00:05:14,680 over the Spessart. We don't see anything. - Jimmy doesn't see anything. 39 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,027 A sign of our exemplary camouflage. - Yes, and the thick cloud cover. 40 00:05:21,091 --> 00:05:22,930 What is that? 41 00:05:24,316 --> 00:05:26,356 Of course, you have to expect acoustic disturbances. 42 00:05:27,343 --> 00:05:31,231 Maybe someone is sleeping. Yes, gentlemen, I have to get out of here. 43 00:05:31,351 --> 00:05:33,094 You can't keep superiors waiting. 44 00:05:33,294 --> 00:05:36,094 Ah, General Hampstead, is it? - My bride. 45 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:15,512 Ah! 46 00:06:16,756 --> 00:06:19,321 Rest, I sleep. 47 00:06:26,694 --> 00:06:30,251 How late? - It should be noon in Jena. 48 00:06:31,143 --> 00:06:33,982 I mean what year? 49 00:06:34,429 --> 00:06:37,394 February 83, 1967. 50 00:06:38,437 --> 00:06:41,401 Now the clock is broken, too. 51 00:06:44,929 --> 00:06:48,896 Now we'll never know how long we're going to be out here in space. 52 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:59,996 Where am I? - In the carriage, my dear, 53 00:07:00,117 --> 00:07:05,282 In which we were shot at the moon. - Unfortunately we never got there. 54 00:07:05,888 --> 00:07:07,086 Why? 55 00:07:07,211 --> 00:07:10,175 Because a nozzle got stuck. 56 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:15,827 We have been up here for five years, without eating or drinking. 57 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:22,428 Ghosts live from the air. - Still, a beef steak with onions... 58 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:26,801 Or a sip of whiskey. - You know that we become invisible 59 00:07:26,928 --> 00:07:30,895 when we drink schnapps. - Better drunk and invisible. 60 00:07:31,016 --> 00:07:34,982 Take a look at you. - How much longer do we have to stay? 61 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:40,150 Until we are redeemed from our sins. To do this, we have to do a good deed. 62 00:07:40,473 --> 00:07:43,438 Do a good deed and shut up. 63 00:07:44,761 --> 00:07:47,726 Look, we're getting competition. 64 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:54,931 What may they have done in the first place? They put the boy in front of the door. 65 00:07:55,982 --> 00:07:58,947 - Adorable. - I say hello to him. 66 00:07:59,589 --> 00:08:03,511 Are you crazy? In a vacuum. - We're ghosts. 67 00:08:03,637 --> 00:08:08,242 We could have had that long ago. - We could fix our nozzle there. 68 00:08:08,606 --> 00:08:10,567 I come with. 69 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:14,286 With the sauerkraut? The angels fall over. 70 00:08:14,617 --> 00:08:18,585 - Back to the tape again. - With the sauerkraut? 71 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:23,028 The angels fall over. - A cipher text to mislead. 72 00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:28,443 No doubt about it, a spy satellite is circling over the Spessart. 73 00:08:28,523 --> 00:08:32,161 You take the tape to the decryption department. 74 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:36,177 You contact Mr. Green, who lives in the Spessart Hotel. Havermann, 75 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:40,265 You report to the commanding officer. Aren't you gone yet? Quickly! 76 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:46,587 Orders to the entire force: camouflage, camouflage, camouflage. 77 00:08:46,878 --> 00:08:49,843 And camouflage again. 78 00:08:57,698 --> 00:09:00,663 Please note the right of way! 79 00:09:23,307 --> 00:09:26,271 And here, lanterns. - Fantastic. 80 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:31,201 Flowers, also brand new. Good morning. - Good morning. 81 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,927 And here's the kicker! My idea. Well? 82 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:38,847 You never had good taste. 83 00:09:38,935 --> 00:09:42,492 How do you like me as a civilian? 84 00:09:43,464 --> 00:09:48,229 The bang makes me very nervous. - But darling, just think 85 00:09:48,353 --> 00:09:52,959 that belongs to our hen party. - I imagined it differently. 86 00:10:03,742 --> 00:10:08,063 Are you crazy? What are you doing here? - You left the army. 87 00:10:08,391 --> 00:10:13,520 Is that why you're throwing them out the window? - The trash is too small. 88 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,614 - Yes? - The glazier. 89 00:10:26,706 --> 00:10:29,270 Aha, the glazier. 90 00:10:37,366 --> 00:10:42,210 We have to be fresh tonight. - Then we shouldn't lie down. 91 00:10:42,656 --> 00:10:46,212 You won't answer now, will you? 92 00:10:47,584 --> 00:10:49,341 Hi? 93 00:10:49,829 --> 00:10:52,668 No, he's not there. 94 00:10:52,794 --> 00:10:56,682 And if you are NATO personally. You can't speak to Mr. Green. 95 00:10:56,802 --> 00:11:00,770 Now if that's my general. - I'm your general. 96 00:11:08,023 --> 00:11:12,071 Are you throwing everything out the window? - Yes, and you are next. 97 00:11:22,771 --> 00:11:26,658 Could've touched down softer. - Be glad you're downstairs. 98 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,339 Hatch open! 99 00:11:33,912 --> 00:11:36,751 Ladder out. - Ladder out. 100 00:12:08,136 --> 00:12:10,975 Where are we here anyway? 101 00:12:11,983 --> 00:12:14,948 Children, there is a pub among us! 102 00:12:16,231 --> 00:12:17,987 Abseil! 103 00:12:37,231 --> 00:12:40,195 - Our countess. - Really. 104 00:12:41,037 --> 00:12:44,002 Yes indeed. How it lives and lives. 105 00:12:45,686 --> 00:12:48,605 How did your picture get here? - And how'd you get here? 106 00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:50,237 Please, when did this lady die? 107 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:53,637 Die? Signorina's getting married tomorrow. 108 00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:57,464 Married? At 150 years old? - Where are we? 109 00:12:57,548 --> 00:13:01,105 In the Grand-hotel Spessart. - Man, Spessart. 110 00:13:01,676 --> 00:13:04,641 Now what do you think of my landing? 111 00:13:06,646 --> 00:13:09,610 Can we speak to the old lady? 112 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,889 Subito. 113 00:13:14,941 --> 00:13:18,498 Is not he cute? - A lovely fellow. 114 00:13:20,271 --> 00:13:23,236 Sweetheart, give me something spicy. 115 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:28,357 Behave yourself, you know what happens then. - So what? 116 00:13:28,487 --> 00:13:30,243 Trixi! 117 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,565 Because if we drink a lot of alcohol, we have to leave. 118 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:57,862 - She's gone! - Completely gone! After you, my sweetheart. 119 00:14:04,194 --> 00:14:09,073 Our countess. It is a pleasure that we meet again. 120 00:14:09,243 --> 00:14:11,107 As always, we are here for you. 121 00:14:13,612 --> 00:14:16,176 Allow me: Toni. 122 00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:20,374 Good Uncle Max. - I'm dear Hugo. 123 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:25,509 How do you go about staying so young? 124 00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:30,920 They are probably friends of my fiance. Where are you from? 125 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:35,611 You won't believe it, but we just drove around in space. 126 00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:39,940 But we couldn't have dreamed that we would see you here again. 127 00:14:40,061 --> 00:14:43,903 What does it mean to see you again? - She doesn't know us anymore. 128 00:14:44,069 --> 00:14:47,956 Our robber captain kidnapped you. - Forgot her. 129 00:14:48,076 --> 00:14:51,918 We brought the ransom back to Sandau Castle. 130 00:14:52,044 --> 00:14:56,683 Sandau Castle? Yes, of course, it was owned by our family. 131 00:14:56,812 --> 00:15:00,700 But that was over 100 years ago. - At that time you were Countess Franziska, 132 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:04,708 who married our robber captain. - It wasn't me. 133 00:15:04,828 --> 00:15:09,673 That was my great, great, great, great grandmother. - Ah, no, please don't tickle, don't! 134 00:15:10,038 --> 00:15:12,877 Have you gone mad? 135 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:16,003 Emilio! - Katrin, behave yourself! 136 00:15:16,369 --> 00:15:18,934 - Who? - The lady here. 137 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:25,666 You see ghosts. - Yes, Signorina, ghosts. 138 00:15:28,031 --> 00:15:31,953 It just comes from drinking. - I swear not a drop. 139 00:15:32,079 --> 00:15:34,040 Starts well. 140 00:15:51,796 --> 00:15:54,636 A delightful bride and groom. 141 00:15:57,847 --> 00:16:03,490 My tuxedo was stolen from me earlier. - In my hotel? That's impossible. 142 00:16:03,818 --> 00:16:08,778 Call the house detective. Hi! I just asked for you. 143 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:14,034 Yes, please, Consul. - Why don't you wear a tuxedo? 144 00:16:14,358 --> 00:16:17,836 It was stolen. - Here's someone who... 145 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:21,807 Does your tuxedo have any special features? 146 00:16:21,932 --> 00:16:25,900 The Federal Cross of Merit in the buttonhole. - That's not a special feature. 147 00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:29,346 Do you have fire? - Fire? Gotta see. 148 00:16:33,674 --> 00:16:38,839 Yes here. I didn't even know I had a gold lighter. 149 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:48,661 You're welcome. - And you? Don't you drink anything? 150 00:16:48,783 --> 00:16:51,748 My astral body goes out today. 151 00:16:53,752 --> 00:16:58,153 Your strange friends are sitting over there. - What kind of friends? Where? 152 00:16:58,281 --> 00:17:00,037 Over there. 153 00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:10,897 Police! 154 00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:23,408 Excuse me 155 00:17:31,624 --> 00:17:36,183 Now the bridegroom has been arrested. - Poor Countess. 156 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,437 You have to help her. - But how? 157 00:17:42,324 --> 00:17:46,245 Why aren't you making music? A waltz! Mood, please, mood. 158 00:17:46,371 --> 00:17:49,211 I have it. Come on, follow me. 159 00:17:50,018 --> 00:17:51,978 Drinking away. 160 00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:56,948 Marry? Our fatherlands are threatened by unknown satellites! 161 00:17:57,031 --> 00:18:01,717 This is a done deal. - You're flying to the States today. 162 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:06,641 The satellite has to be identified and shot down if necessary. 163 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:11,178 What good is the best warfare if the enemy is smarter? Roger that? 164 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:15,265 - Fast. - Did you say anything? Then it's good. 165 00:18:16,548 --> 00:18:19,112 N / A! 166 00:18:21,396 --> 00:18:26,242 Can I let my bride know? - No, you can't do that. 167 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:30,253 They are keepers of secrets. She has to wait. A soldier's wife always has to wait 168 00:18:30,374 --> 00:18:34,216 when the home is threatened by the enemy. - I'm American. 169 00:18:34,341 --> 00:18:38,228 What. You are German. There are no real Americans. 170 00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:43,068 If we hadn't immigrated all the time, the Indians would still be crouching in the tree. N / A! 171 00:18:43,197 --> 00:18:44,199 N / A! 172 00:18:46,003 --> 00:18:48,078 - Frankie! - Day. 173 00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:51,733 We need to speak to you. - Yes, urgently. 174 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,534 Yes, come in then. 175 00:18:57,785 --> 00:19:02,790 Oh, it's nice here, Countess. - Leave that to the countess. 176 00:19:02,995 --> 00:19:07,396 But you were then, in your lifetime. In our lifetime. 177 00:19:07,524 --> 00:19:11,491 Because we are ghosts. - Very funny. What are you? 178 00:19:12,332 --> 00:19:15,297 Ghosts. - She doesn't believe us. 179 00:19:15,418 --> 00:19:19,306 Your groom is supposed to go to America. - You are crazy. 180 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:23,986 My bridegroom is in his room. - Why don't you give him a call. 181 00:19:25,277 --> 00:19:29,244 When you're thirsty, it says whiskey. Room 59c, please. 182 00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:34,051 It's not going to be drunk again now. - She doesn't believe in ghosts. 183 00:19:34,694 --> 00:19:38,251 All right then. - Then give me the porter, please. 184 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,707 - Ex. - To your health, Countess. 185 00:19:42,029 --> 00:19:45,995 Tell me, is Mr. Green back yet? Oh, he's not there? 186 00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:50,237 Thank you. 187 00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:17,325 Cuckoo. We're still here, Countess. 188 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:28,345 Can we sit down for a moment? 189 00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:30,392 Yes, please. 190 00:20:47,391 --> 00:20:50,356 Come in, Frankie. Oh it's you 191 00:20:51,439 --> 00:20:55,326 Don't take it so tragically, child. Be glad it happened today. 192 00:20:55,447 --> 00:20:59,333 Your father left me in the middle of the wedding night, 193 00:20:59,453 --> 00:21:03,341 fire bat in hand. He was an air raid leader at the time. 194 00:21:03,461 --> 00:21:06,300 Careful, no, Hugo is sitting there. 195 00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:09,152 - Who? - Hugo. 196 00:21:09,432 --> 00:21:14,882 No, not there either, Toni is sitting there. - Child, you are overwrought. 197 00:21:15,283 --> 00:21:19,126 But that's so natural. Maybe I should give you as a mother... 198 00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:24,016 but give some advice. - Mommy, not in front of the gentlemen. 199 00:21:25,903 --> 00:21:29,825 Which gentlemen? Oh child, that's the nerves. 200 00:21:29,951 --> 00:21:33,998 You are pressed for the 1st night of love. And at the same time you are afraid of it. 201 00:21:34,078 --> 00:21:37,966 I'm just afraid that tomorrow morning I'll be without a bridegroom. 202 00:21:38,086 --> 00:21:40,926 That would be terrible. Ah! 203 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:44,176 That was Uncle Max. 204 00:22:00,488 --> 00:22:03,328 I bring the bridal bouquet. 205 00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:09,062 We'll tie her maiden wreath... 206 00:22:09,185 --> 00:22:12,228 made of fine blue silk. 207 00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:14,876 Please stop. 208 00:22:18,602 --> 00:22:20,164 Read 209 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:26,534 I'm sorry, but your wedding has to be postponed for military reasons. 210 00:22:26,658 --> 00:22:31,582 Has his general write an apology note for him. 211 00:22:31,707 --> 00:22:35,549 Nothing is moved. I don't give a damn about the Lord. 212 00:22:36,796 --> 00:22:40,764 Yes, what do we do with all the kangaroo tails? 213 00:22:44,451 --> 00:22:49,012 But now, my dear friends, the beautiful day is coming for a girl 214 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:53,107 where she puts on the wedding dress. - Adolf, the wedding dress. 215 00:22:53,227 --> 00:22:57,833 The beautiful day when she... - She let the dress fall off. 216 00:22:57,956 --> 00:23:01,844 The beautiful day when she drops the wedding dress. Yes tell me 217 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:07,733 you're confusing me. - The groom is off to America. 218 00:23:08,376 --> 00:23:12,503 Who can do something for homesickness. What are you saying 219 00:23:13,906 --> 00:23:17,463 The poor child. - The poor child, the poor child. 220 00:23:19,076 --> 00:23:23,044 That is the least. I ordered the second German television. 221 00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:33,858 Oh, here you are. Come on, come on, we've already turned on the engine. 222 00:23:33,983 --> 00:23:35,740 We also. 223 00:23:36,228 --> 00:23:40,196 Where do you want to go? - To America. In the golden west. 224 00:23:42,079 --> 00:23:46,640 Oh, I'd rather stay in the sunny south. - Well then not. Come over! 225 00:23:49,693 --> 00:23:53,536 What do you want over there? - We run counties... 226 00:23:53,661 --> 00:23:56,500 with her groom. 227 00:23:57,348 --> 00:24:00,312 I'll do a good deed on you, too. 228 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:11,606 Yes. But there must still be a place in a machine. 229 00:24:11,815 --> 00:24:16,980 Yes, yes, New York. Please try again. I'll call you again. 230 00:24:19,148 --> 00:24:23,309 You can have that much more conveniently. - You can still get married today. 231 00:24:23,436 --> 00:24:26,196 We'll be over with you in an hour. 232 00:24:26,322 --> 00:24:29,286 Nonsense, you don't believe that yourself. 233 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:34,457 Dad says you absolutely have to show yourself to the guests, 234 00:24:34,577 --> 00:24:39,138 even if the wedding is postponed. Who are the gentlemen? 235 00:24:39,307 --> 00:24:44,711 You met her tonight. - Oh, right, yes, tonight, yes. 236 00:24:45,678 --> 00:24:49,646 Tonight? I was here alone. - No, we drank away. 237 00:24:53,654 --> 00:24:58,179 Where are you Day, gentlemen! You absolutely have to come down immediately. 238 00:24:58,462 --> 00:25:02,783 The minister asked about you. - Did you drop the bouquet? 239 00:25:02,911 --> 00:25:07,756 He's not in my party at all. Don't be seen here again! 240 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:12,919 What kind of divers are they? - We have more to do with air. 241 00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:17,052 Why aren't you wearing the wedding dress? I need to have a photo of you... 242 00:25:17,178 --> 00:25:21,498 She dropped it out the window. - Sorry, I'll bring the wedding dress. 243 00:25:21,626 --> 00:25:25,183 But I have... - He's bringing the wedding dress. 244 00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:28,358 Why are you bringing this up now? 245 00:25:28,519 --> 00:25:32,440 Anneliese, you will put on your wedding dress immediately, please. 246 00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:35,531 You have to get out. - This is my visit. 247 00:25:36,173 --> 00:25:39,936 All right, you'll be down in 5 minutes, I'll tell you 248 00:25:40,061 --> 00:25:44,622 as much as I am your father - are you so sure? That she's coming. 249 00:25:47,234 --> 00:25:49,798 Well, Countess? 250 00:25:51,402 --> 00:25:53,158 How about 251 00:25:56,131 --> 00:26:00,691 Hello, technology, is the noise gone? Can you understand me? 252 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:05,420 Nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... 253 00:26:05,508 --> 00:26:07,470 two one... 254 00:26:17,491 --> 00:26:21,458 I want to get back down immediately. - You mustn't do that. 255 00:26:22,019 --> 00:26:27,662 We'll be there in a moment, Countess. Watch out when America comes in sight. 256 00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:36,159 I think we're just over there. - Next time, open your eyes. 257 00:26:36,287 --> 00:26:40,846 You will be with your bridegroom in a moment. - And do you find Mr. Green? 258 00:26:42,498 --> 00:26:47,059 - I think America is coming again now. - Should I brake? 259 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:53,118 Already over again. - Come on, turn on the reverse jet. 260 00:26:59,891 --> 00:27:02,855 I want to get down, I'm sick! 261 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:09,180 Touch me. I can't get out of reverse. 262 00:27:16,242 --> 00:27:20,801 The clock has gone crazy. - Turn off the nozzle! Parachute out! 263 00:27:56,637 --> 00:28:01,802 - I ended up differently. - But not with us. 264 00:28:06,777 --> 00:28:10,663 Do you know where we are here? - God forsaken area. 265 00:28:10,783 --> 00:28:13,623 I guess in Canada. 266 00:28:16,594 --> 00:28:19,160 Come here! 267 00:28:22,445 --> 00:28:27,610 Look there! I know where we are now. 268 00:28:28,657 --> 00:28:31,622 In Marienborn. - I don't have ID. 269 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,110 Someone is coming. 270 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,326 A bum. 271 00:28:44,647 --> 00:28:47,487 And even in a mini skirt. 272 00:28:52,663 --> 00:28:56,504 It's still from yesterday. - Or from tomorrow. 273 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,992 That's Frankie. 274 00:29:01,158 --> 00:29:05,001 The suitor happily wishes you strangers peace. 275 00:29:05,126 --> 00:29:09,766 He actually looks like Frankie. - It's nice what he said. 276 00:29:09,895 --> 00:29:13,862 Who are you? - The willing scion of the true Widukind. 277 00:29:14,262 --> 00:29:17,102 Thank you. - He's a gas station attendant. 278 00:29:17,309 --> 00:29:22,438 Tell me, is there a snack bar in your gas station? She is hungry. 279 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,318 Mangiare, mangiare. - You Roman! 280 00:29:27,929 --> 00:29:32,615 He has something against guest workers. - We are not Romans, we are Germans. 281 00:29:33,619 --> 00:29:37,175 Is this Germany? - He doesn't know. 282 00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:41,873 Boy, don't let those in Bonn hear that. - You are in the realm of Germania Gaue. 283 00:29:41,995 --> 00:29:45,757 And you are the Gauleiter. - Leave him alone. 284 00:29:45,882 --> 00:29:50,808 I think the clock is not broken. - She was on the verge of the Great Migration. 285 00:29:50,932 --> 00:29:55,093 Exactly, that's where we landed. We flew against time. 286 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:59,187 I do not understand. - Hey, think of Einstein. 287 00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:02,387 - I do not know. - Naturally. 288 00:30:02,754 --> 00:30:06,642 We dashed backwards. And now we have landed with the old Teutons. 289 00:30:06,762 --> 00:30:11,323 Old? He's in his mid-thirties at most. I'm hungry. 290 00:30:12,452 --> 00:30:17,092 Dear Mr. Dankwart, can you get a bite to eat here? 291 00:30:17,222 --> 00:30:22,830 I offer refreshment to the thirsty palate. Follow me to dinner, you little maiden. 292 00:30:26,078 --> 00:30:32,165 Because of Marienborn. This is the Limes. - What? Right, Limes. 293 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:36,573 Roman border wall with 5 letters. - The what? 294 00:30:36,698 --> 00:30:40,540 Limes. Erected against the invasion of the Teutons. 295 00:30:40,866 --> 00:30:46,429 It's nice that there's no such thing anymore. - Yes. Where's our countess? 296 00:30:47,158 --> 00:30:51,399 We'll drive the minister maiden out of him. - She has to marry our Frankie. 297 00:30:54,331 --> 00:30:57,934 The mersap does, does, does, 298 00:30:58,339 --> 00:31:01,735 does us so good, good, good 299 00:31:02,265 --> 00:31:05,788 brings us into embers, embers, embers, 300 00:31:06,153 --> 00:31:09,517 and gives us courage, courage, courage, 301 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,357 the foaming flood, flood, flood, 302 00:31:13,808 --> 00:31:17,490 penetrates the blood through the Schnut, 303 00:31:17,935 --> 00:31:22,541 because that does, does, does us so good. 304 00:31:22,624 --> 00:31:26,672 Waiter, another beer. - Beer hasn't even been invented yet. 305 00:31:26,792 --> 00:31:29,756 That's called mead here. - Another deal. 306 00:31:30,198 --> 00:31:34,759 We have to take care of the countess. What if we vanish into thin air? 307 00:31:34,887 --> 00:31:36,209 From that? 308 00:31:36,370 --> 00:31:39,892 Are you my bride, do you desire me fine? 309 00:31:40,016 --> 00:31:42,982 It is so sweet to be blessed with you. 310 00:31:46,068 --> 00:31:49,033 I would like another croissant. 311 00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:54,520 Your chest shines in the fountain. - Brunne? I see. 312 00:31:56,167 --> 00:32:00,967 I need you as a bride. The heat roars inside me. Come over! 313 00:32:06,947 --> 00:32:11,508 A lovely guy, isn't he? - Well, little one, don't you want to? 314 00:32:12,678 --> 00:32:15,596 Where are you from? - From Burgundy. 315 00:32:15,723 --> 00:32:19,691 I love burgundy. Especially when it's at a good temperature. 316 00:32:20,933 --> 00:32:26,576 What are you rubbing You can have that much more conveniently. Look 317 00:32:35,801 --> 00:32:41,331 Dear me, how did you make the fire blaze? - Komtesschen is gone with the boy. 318 00:32:44,739 --> 00:32:49,697 The spring lures us to love. - Not so stormy. 319 00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:54,997 We were taught at school that the Teutons honor women. 320 00:32:55,117 --> 00:33:00,327 Woolly woman, do my will. - At least you're totally into it. 321 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:04,004 You would never leave me alone - never! Never! 322 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:08,297 If a general like that whistles for you, you won't run away from me. 323 00:33:08,423 --> 00:33:10,179 Never! Never! 324 00:33:14,274 --> 00:33:18,115 What is? - The tones of brave virtue to ting. 325 00:33:18,722 --> 00:33:21,287 What a thing? 326 00:33:25,214 --> 00:33:30,698 The embers of the gods gave us the sign! 327 00:33:31,065 --> 00:33:36,230 Do you want the choice instead of yes or no? 328 00:33:36,516 --> 00:33:39,559 Heil, Heil! 329 00:33:39,641 --> 00:33:46,731 We want to die proudly when we storm our satchels. 330 00:33:47,136 --> 00:33:48,254 Salvation! 331 00:33:48,538 --> 00:33:52,334 I promise you heroes... 332 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,426 wonderful times. 333 00:33:57,915 --> 00:33:58,918 Forward march... 334 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,112 into battle 335 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:05,242 the whole world falls to pieces, too... 336 00:34:06,171 --> 00:34:10,458 Are you keeping the house - My longing is over! 337 00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:13,184 To die bravely in battle 338 00:34:13,945 --> 00:34:17,309 the victory is still a long way off. 339 00:34:18,033 --> 00:34:20,998 One day the wonderful time will come. 340 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:26,124 Tschinderassa, bumderassa, people are so stupid derassa. 341 00:34:26,288 --> 00:34:28,489 You always shoot the same. 342 00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:33,336 It's a shame about the beautiful heads, because the heavy iron pots... 343 00:34:33,463 --> 00:34:35,743 press pear-soft. 344 00:34:36,668 --> 00:34:39,826 But wherever you look on earth, 345 00:34:40,275 --> 00:34:44,436 patiently marches a herd with... 346 00:34:44,523 --> 00:34:46,279 Tschinderassa, bumderassa... 347 00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:48,202 Just tell me why derassa... 348 00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:50,651 into eternal sleep. 349 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:56,465 Oh, there he is again. The adorable little fellow. 350 00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:02,998 We see it. 500 feet below us. Frankie what should we do? 351 00:35:03,118 --> 00:35:08,761 - Which system is that? - Frankie! That's Frankie's voice. 352 00:35:11,413 --> 00:35:15,939 - Here. - Frankie! Frankie do you hear me? 353 00:35:19,028 --> 00:35:21,912 - Found what? - My bride. 354 00:35:22,033 --> 00:35:24,599 - Have to wait. - Quiet! 355 00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:29,400 She claims she comes from the Teutons. - So what? We all do. 356 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:32,446 Don't you? 357 00:35:32,774 --> 00:35:36,741 Watch out, America has to come now. Komtesschen, hold on! 358 00:35:40,829 --> 00:35:44,796 Hopefully we'll catch the right time this time. 359 00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:03,424 Come here! I'm afraid we're in the wrong time again. 360 00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:07,519 What. A touring stage had an accident here. 361 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:13,009 Blast, blast. Oh, if it were the Swedish horns. 362 00:36:13,169 --> 00:36:16,328 Leave that stuff, it's not ours. 363 00:36:16,456 --> 00:36:19,420 Oh, they're only men's things. 364 00:36:20,143 --> 00:36:23,107 What if it's all real after all? 365 00:36:25,112 --> 00:36:30,276 I'm sure it's a dummy. Let's try it out right away. 366 00:36:34,249 --> 00:36:37,806 Smooth sheet shot. - My nice suit. 367 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,605 So I'm not staying here, get back on the missile. 368 00:36:53,725 --> 00:36:57,693 Ah, no, I don't want to. Leave me 369 00:36:58,975 --> 00:37:02,532 No I do not want to. So help me. No. 370 00:37:03,344 --> 00:37:06,309 - We have to help her. - But how? 371 00:37:06,430 --> 00:37:08,390 In the elevator? 372 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:12,962 Pay indulgences! 373 00:37:13,603 --> 00:37:18,164 Pay indulgences! Pay indulgences so that you don't burn in purgatory. 374 00:37:18,813 --> 00:37:23,100 Pay indulgences so that you don't burn in purgatory. 375 00:37:24,303 --> 00:37:26,617 Indulgence! Indulgence! 376 00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:28,310 No! 377 00:37:28,712 --> 00:37:31,231 Pay indulgence. 378 00:37:31,356 --> 00:37:32,918 No! 379 00:37:36,286 --> 00:37:38,850 Pay indulgence. 380 00:37:48,028 --> 00:37:51,824 Now we are announcing and letting it be known that a commission... 381 00:37:51,955 --> 00:37:56,355 the highly commendable Imperial Council will do us the honor of the visit. 382 00:37:56,885 --> 00:38:00,852 The imperial guests... - The imperial guests! 383 00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:05,340 The imperial guests are due... - The imperial guests. 384 00:38:18,725 --> 00:38:21,690 Oh dear, what do they take us for? 385 00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:26,532 You can say a lot about us Germans, we are unmatched when it comes to cheering. 386 00:38:28,744 --> 00:38:31,584 The regular flowers. 387 00:38:38,643 --> 00:38:43,043 I asked for forgiveness from the gracious gentlemen, did not wait so early. 388 00:38:43,132 --> 00:38:46,848 Let's come back tomorrow. - Not at all. 389 00:38:46,978 --> 00:38:50,866 The city longs for imperial protection and protection. Mr. Cornet, 390 00:38:50,986 --> 00:38:54,874 everything is directed to welcome. - Don't do it, get up. 391 00:38:54,994 --> 00:38:57,958 Yes, you kneel on my feet. 392 00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:02,800 Let the political circumstances talk and take this drink. 393 00:39:04,411 --> 00:39:05,973 Ex. 394 00:39:10,463 --> 00:39:13,302 International morning pint. 395 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,968 Boy, what's on your mind? - For now, your conditions, Mr. Cornet. 396 00:39:24,088 --> 00:39:27,452 The gold treasure is ready for you to use. 397 00:39:27,575 --> 00:39:31,542 10,000 thalers, as ordered. - Hands off, leave that. 398 00:39:31,943 --> 00:39:37,107 And there the ten strong men come for protection and allegiance. 399 00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:42,802 Pay indulgence. Pay indulgence. 400 00:39:43,564 --> 00:39:46,404 Pay indulgence. Pay indulgence. 401 00:39:52,341 --> 00:39:55,180 I'll take it, I like it. 402 00:39:56,069 --> 00:40:00,628 Countess, you can't flirt with a man as a man. 403 00:40:00,757 --> 00:40:05,317 Another Frankie. - She can't get away from her guy. 404 00:40:06,407 --> 00:40:09,372 I would have taken the other nine. 405 00:40:11,257 --> 00:40:15,053 God knows, I don't give a damn about you servants. 406 00:40:15,184 --> 00:40:18,662 Oh, how brutal. - He's not ashamed 407 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:22,678 He ate groats. To the gallows! - No, that's mine! 408 00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:26,686 I should choose one. Ask the ruling mayor. 409 00:40:26,806 --> 00:40:30,774 Do you want to be contaminated? - The girl in the pillory. 410 00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:35,341 Oh yes, the girl. What did she do? 411 00:40:35,423 --> 00:40:40,791 She took her for courtiers to those of other faiths. We torture her until she reveals the name. 412 00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:44,760 They are indiscreet like the magazines. Forward, untie her. 413 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,758 I? 414 00:40:45,881 --> 00:40:49,769 What else do I want you for? - Mr. Cornet, you take care of... 415 00:40:49,889 --> 00:40:53,777 the lover of a heretic. - Take your finger away. 416 00:40:53,897 --> 00:40:57,658 How do you even know? - It was found forbidden... 417 00:40:57,784 --> 00:41:01,671 erroneous literature in their chamber. - You also did house searches. 418 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:05,759 First you give Metze the name. What's your lover's name? 419 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,927 Here, venerable father. I think Cornet's milk beard... 420 00:41:10,048 --> 00:41:13,251 has an eye on the maiden. 421 00:41:25,075 --> 00:41:26,832 Martin. 422 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,319 I want more wine. 423 00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:35,054 You could be kinder. Have I not shown you that 424 00:41:35,174 --> 00:41:39,062 I am for you? Didn't I free the strange girl? 425 00:41:39,182 --> 00:41:43,549 That was not the wittelberg spirit, you did it out of greed and lust for the flesh. 426 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:48,679 Nobody has told me that yet. - Komtesschen, the rocket is ready to go. 427 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:53,565 Soon the real imperial ones will be here. - I don't care either. 428 00:41:55,052 --> 00:41:59,019 Today I want to sleep in a real bed again. 429 00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:02,264 And not in your monkey swing! 430 00:42:04,349 --> 00:42:08,271 Do you want to help me? I mean, do you have a shelter for me? 431 00:42:08,397 --> 00:42:13,037 When you are tired, the bed is ready. - An excellent idea. 432 00:42:14,929 --> 00:42:18,817 Martin should lead me into the chamber. - I will not let my honor be taken away from me, 433 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:22,253 Guide yourself there. 434 00:42:50,596 --> 00:42:53,161 Are you... 435 00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:56,205 Aren't you the pillory girl? 436 00:42:56,326 --> 00:43:00,214 What are you doing in my bed - I should warm it up a little. 437 00:43:00,334 --> 00:43:03,333 Out! I don't love warmed beds. 438 00:43:03,461 --> 00:43:06,425 I wanted to be grateful. 439 00:43:07,588 --> 00:43:11,145 Yes you can. Take off my boots. 440 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,718 Au. 441 00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:25,973 They are much too big for you. - Leave it! 442 00:43:28,026 --> 00:43:30,865 And now the pants? - No! 443 00:43:33,637 --> 00:43:36,601 Come here, sit down with me. Come on. 444 00:43:45,980 --> 00:43:49,948 Was brave that you didn't betray your lover. 445 00:43:51,030 --> 00:43:53,994 Isn't anything useful. - How so? 446 00:43:55,077 --> 00:44:00,242 Torture and torture await me soon. - Then we'll just take you with us. 447 00:44:00,367 --> 00:44:03,970 Please do not. - What is wrong with you? 448 00:44:06,258 --> 00:44:10,225 You have an unchaste desire for me. - What do I have? 449 00:44:10,466 --> 00:44:14,467 Admit it, you are stung by the tickling and lustful instinct. 450 00:44:14,594 --> 00:44:17,559 But I can't, I don't want to. 451 00:44:19,042 --> 00:44:22,599 Now come here, I'm not hurting you. 452 00:44:25,815 --> 00:44:26,488 No. 453 00:44:26,616 --> 00:44:29,456 - Come here I say! - I know. 454 00:44:30,544 --> 00:44:34,512 You want to make me a child. - First you can laugh. 455 00:44:34,832 --> 00:44:38,309 You are as much a man as everyone else. 456 00:44:38,438 --> 00:44:43,364 You will be very surprised, my child. Unbutton my skirt! 457 00:44:43,488 --> 00:44:48,653 No, I have sworn allegiance to my loved one for better or for worse. 458 00:44:49,178 --> 00:44:53,306 And I won't let him go when they cycle and quarter him. 459 00:44:53,427 --> 00:44:58,556 Are you so afraid for him? Then we just take it with us. What's his name? 460 00:44:58,677 --> 00:45:01,241 Oh now I know 461 00:45:01,682 --> 00:45:06,003 Ugh, you have been sent by the priest to hear me out. Pooh. 462 00:45:06,130 --> 00:45:08,092 Listen. 463 00:45:13,986 --> 00:45:18,545 Since we have the mess. I bet the imperial guys are coming. 464 00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:23,483 The guy is there again. - You are the mayor. 465 00:45:27,090 --> 00:45:30,978 Have you not been informed of the arrival of the Imperial Commission? 466 00:45:31,098 --> 00:45:35,463 The imperial riders are already here. - Already here? 467 00:45:35,786 --> 00:45:38,751 Bullshit, corpse! We are the riders! 468 00:45:39,473 --> 00:45:44,512 I will hunt the wrong rabble on the spit. 469 00:45:45,524 --> 00:45:48,489 Let's get away! - Hold on, hold on! 470 00:45:49,973 --> 00:45:52,812 Also there, the Adietrich. 471 00:45:55,463 --> 00:45:59,306 Wrap them in iron, pull their necks long. 472 00:46:00,713 --> 00:46:03,552 Chase them through the skewers. 473 00:46:03,758 --> 00:46:10,645 And if you still don't want to scratch off, to the people of war with you, 474 00:46:11,013 --> 00:46:15,458 that you might swallow leaden pears. Jag! Jag! 475 00:46:20,470 --> 00:46:24,438 You have to flee! - It's easy to say, but how? 476 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,560 - Take my things. - And you? 477 00:46:28,846 --> 00:46:31,764 My life is no longer worth a straw. 478 00:46:31,891 --> 00:46:35,448 Wait here, I'll send you my ghosts. 479 00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:37,301 Ghosts? 480 00:46:38,023 --> 00:46:40,988 For the last time, where are you from? 481 00:46:41,309 --> 00:46:45,197 From the sky up, that's where I come from, but you don't believe someone 482 00:46:45,317 --> 00:46:49,877 you stupidly distrust. - Loosen his tongue, in the water with him. 483 00:46:51,028 --> 00:46:54,995 Oh, a fresh bath, I've wanted that for a long time. 484 00:46:57,882 --> 00:47:01,725 That's wonderful. Oh, that's nice. 485 00:47:05,616 --> 00:47:07,180 Come on. 486 00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:17,715 A completely new foot feeling. 487 00:47:21,328 --> 00:47:24,168 But they are also great coals. 488 00:47:28,662 --> 00:47:32,630 But my friend, who is going to blow up? 489 00:47:49,102 --> 00:47:51,942 Ah, nice, very nice. 490 00:47:54,513 --> 00:47:57,352 A bit higher if possible. 491 00:47:59,363 --> 00:48:03,284 Maid. Didn't you see the wrong cornet? 492 00:48:03,972 --> 00:48:08,259 I didn't see anyone, not even the cornet. 493 00:48:09,944 --> 00:48:13,865 What are you doing here? - I should carry wine into the cellar. 494 00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:16,557 Torture makes you thirsty. 495 00:48:18,039 --> 00:48:21,004 You look a hell of a lot like the Cornet. 496 00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:23,412 I wanna bet you're the cornet. 497 00:48:25,935 --> 00:48:29,492 Look like a man, venerable father? 498 00:48:37,199 --> 00:48:38,800 All because of that? 499 00:48:45,093 --> 00:48:47,236 Do I have to get new fingerprints? 500 00:49:05,653 --> 00:49:09,210 My poor bodyguard. I'm sorry about that. 501 00:49:10,663 --> 00:49:14,585 I suspected you are not a man. - And? Did you feel anything about it? 502 00:49:14,712 --> 00:49:17,552 I mean, what did you mean by that? 503 00:49:18,279 --> 00:49:24,765 One should not brood over the gallows. - We'll definitely get you out of here. 504 00:49:26,735 --> 00:49:29,301 Now turn. Come on! 505 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:45,403 You should get a patent for that. That's a boon 506 00:49:46,414 --> 00:49:50,382 ideal for the intervertebral disc. And the whole stomach goes away. 507 00:49:52,146 --> 00:49:54,984 Turn around, you snot guys. 508 00:50:06,012 --> 00:50:09,901 Are you still alive? - That's a flexible term. 509 00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:22,485 - It's not for women. - You probably don't understand the women. 510 00:50:22,605 --> 00:50:25,604 We like to see that. - What do you want here? 511 00:50:26,172 --> 00:50:30,015 The imperial colonel sends wine. - Give it to me! 512 00:50:32,826 --> 00:50:35,904 You are brave. Now if there is poison in there. 513 00:50:36,032 --> 00:50:38,873 You're just saying that now? 514 00:50:40,923 --> 00:50:44,481 Put the funnel in their mouths. - Oh yes. 515 00:50:45,373 --> 00:50:47,599 The laughter will go away. 516 00:50:47,799 --> 00:50:50,299 Very different things are about to disappear. 517 00:50:51,546 --> 00:50:53,312 Watch out! 518 00:51:04,292 --> 00:51:07,133 Have you had enough now? 519 00:51:16,439 --> 00:51:19,403 The devil, the Satan, the incarnate. 520 00:51:19,724 --> 00:51:21,287 Path! 521 00:51:31,790 --> 00:51:36,079 We have to hide up there in the hay. - How am I supposed to get up there? 522 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,165 I'll help you. - But you are strong. 523 00:51:42,692 --> 00:51:45,260 - Martin! - Hannchen! 524 00:51:54,358 --> 00:51:56,924 - Hannchen! - Martin! 525 00:51:57,725 --> 00:51:59,961 Already forgiven. 526 00:52:02,295 --> 00:52:06,423 You snot heads let them slip away. If we don't catch up with 527 00:52:06,544 --> 00:52:10,466 them, I'll stick my iron fist in the face. More quickly! 528 00:52:10,592 --> 00:52:13,512 They are after us! 529 00:52:13,639 --> 00:52:17,527 Where shall we go? That way! - It's going into the gorge. 530 00:52:17,647 --> 00:52:20,488 Martin! - What are you going to do? 531 00:52:25,565 --> 00:52:29,034 The new German armored personnel carrier, model Uncle Max. 532 00:52:39,154 --> 00:52:41,720 Stop, stop! 533 00:53:01,404 --> 00:53:03,369 We're rid of it. 534 00:53:06,454 --> 00:53:09,296 He won't hurt anyone anymore. 535 00:53:11,907 --> 00:53:13,646 Folks, that was outright murder. 536 00:53:16,858 --> 00:53:20,703 The enemy's bloodhound has fallen to the bravest, 537 00:53:20,908 --> 00:53:24,465 his corpse is an incentive to fierce anger. 538 00:53:25,077 --> 00:53:30,509 We want to fight, to the last poor knight. 539 00:53:32,412 --> 00:53:34,976 They can't be killed. 540 00:53:39,465 --> 00:53:43,354 Let go, Pfaffenknecht. - Babe, shut up! Snout. 541 00:53:43,474 --> 00:53:47,442 No, what do you want from him? - He's supposed to smell lead like we do. 542 00:53:47,842 --> 00:53:51,767 I don't want, I don't want - Do you think we want this? 543 00:53:51,893 --> 00:53:55,096 Is the victory still far? 544 00:53:55,339 --> 00:53:58,304 One day the wonderful time will come. 545 00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:01,212 Tschinderassa, bumderassa... 546 00:54:01,373 --> 00:54:03,208 People are so stupid. 547 00:54:03,336 --> 00:54:05,653 You always shoot the same. 548 00:54:06,384 --> 00:54:10,305 It's a shame about the beautiful heads, because the heavy iron pots... 549 00:54:10,632 --> 00:54:12,834 press pear-soft. 550 00:54:13,841 --> 00:54:16,918 But wherever you look on earth, 551 00:54:17,448 --> 00:54:21,370 patiently marches a herd with... 552 00:54:21,456 --> 00:54:23,260 Tschinderassa, bumderassa. 553 00:54:23,382 --> 00:54:24,978 Just tell me why derassa... 554 00:54:25,265 --> 00:54:27,547 into eternal sleep. 555 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,123 That's Frankie again. 556 00:54:38,374 --> 00:54:41,933 Annie, Annie, do you hear me? Say something! 557 00:54:42,222 --> 00:54:46,272 You are making private calls here, this is a service phone. 558 00:54:46,392 --> 00:54:49,060 This is my bride again. - What about your bride? 559 00:54:50,802 --> 00:54:55,808 She has arrived in the past. - I'm not interested. 560 00:55:02,546 --> 00:55:07,714 Now he's gone. I want to go down. - I'll turn on the jet. 561 00:55:10,484 --> 00:55:14,774 Now I've pulled the parachute. Well, it won't matter much. 562 00:55:14,896 --> 00:55:18,865 A couple of hundred years at most. - I'm sorry. We have to go down. 563 00:55:18,985 --> 00:55:24,023 But then we immediately rise again. - Hopefully it's peaceful this time. 564 00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:40,108 Knight Reimar von Schmettingen. - Armed for the ride on the Turks. 565 00:55:41,230 --> 00:55:46,094 Knight Kunhold von Rettwitz. - Ready to go to the promised land. 566 00:55:46,419 --> 00:55:51,505 Knight Roland von Rabenstein. - My lord is staying in the bower. 567 00:55:51,670 --> 00:55:54,633 How cool and how hard is your arm. 568 00:55:58,643 --> 00:56:03,967 You don't wear the red robe of love. - I'll wear this on the day you come home. 569 00:56:04,615 --> 00:56:08,277 Blue is the sign of loyalty. - Loyalty. 570 00:56:09,862 --> 00:56:12,783 Where's my parting present? 571 00:56:12,910 --> 00:56:15,873 Gundel, the maid should get it for me. 572 00:56:15,994 --> 00:56:17,750 Gundel! 573 00:56:22,206 --> 00:56:25,046 Here it is, noble sir. 574 00:56:25,373 --> 00:56:30,299 This delicate gem. Let me put it on to you myself. 575 00:56:31,784 --> 00:56:35,340 Out with you, you tramp! - A headdress? 576 00:56:36,273 --> 00:56:40,832 It should remind you of me, day and night. 577 00:56:41,242 --> 00:56:43,809 A jewel? 578 00:56:47,252 --> 00:56:50,092 A chastity belt. 579 00:56:50,821 --> 00:56:55,903 Are you out of your mind - It can be the husband on the crusade. 580 00:56:57,273 --> 00:57:01,114 This little castle includes his dearest. 581 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:06,847 This offends the most loyal of the loyal. - I know the traveling singers. 582 00:57:07,009 --> 00:57:10,454 They take what you fail to give. 583 00:57:10,579 --> 00:57:13,415 - Lift your skirt! - No way! 584 00:57:13,582 --> 00:57:16,546 You are my wife and I'm the master! 585 00:57:19,755 --> 00:57:25,637 How do you feel in the bulwark of virtue? - Something is pinching me in the back frame. 586 00:57:26,128 --> 00:57:30,094 After three to four years you will be used to it for a long time. 587 00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:38,471 No more kissing goodbye, otherwise my heart will break. 588 00:57:41,153 --> 00:57:43,993 Don't leave me love 589 00:57:47,728 --> 00:57:50,691 How am I supposed to overcome longing? 590 00:57:51,373 --> 00:57:55,616 God protect you, my Roland. And now go, quickly. 591 00:57:56,065 --> 00:57:59,905 The pain overwhelms me. And come back soon! 592 00:58:00,070 --> 00:58:05,109 Not until the promised land is liberated. - It's more liberated than you know. 593 00:58:36,257 --> 00:58:39,221 Let's cut down the unbelievers. 594 00:58:40,344 --> 00:58:43,312 Especially the unbelieving daughters. 595 00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:08,030 Come on, hurry up. - We'll get back up in a moment. 596 00:59:08,356 --> 00:59:12,247 What good is the most beautiful rocket if you can't operate it? 597 00:59:12,366 --> 00:59:16,732 I won't get in again. - Maybe we end up in the present. 598 00:59:17,334 --> 00:59:20,300 I'll find out later. 599 00:59:24,588 --> 00:59:28,431 The chamber in the tower has been prepared. - You know who for? 600 00:59:28,555 --> 00:59:32,524 For Archibald von der Vogelwiese. - Do you love him, too? 601 00:59:32,546 --> 00:59:36,708 No. My heart belongs to Christian, his squire. 602 00:59:37,434 --> 00:59:42,075 Who told you that I'm receiving guests? - It's been the custom since time immemorial. 603 00:59:42,525 --> 00:59:45,603 When the warriors are gone, the singers comfort. 604 00:59:54,391 --> 00:59:57,196 I knock tonight... 605 00:59:57,476 --> 01:00:00,122 at your door. 606 01:00:00,884 --> 01:00:07,051 And bring my heart to you and take yours for it. 607 01:00:07,616 --> 01:00:10,537 So shut up tonight... 608 01:00:10,784 --> 01:00:13,623 the door does not close. 609 01:00:14,312 --> 01:00:20,558 Because my longing needs a little rest with you. 610 01:00:21,045 --> 01:00:24,364 I want tonight... 611 01:00:24,614 --> 01:00:27,771 united with you... 612 01:00:28,178 --> 01:00:35,067 play the game of love until the sun shines. 613 01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:39,963 There's no mercy in my arms 614 01:00:40,325 --> 01:00:42,481 if I seduce you 615 01:00:42,731 --> 01:00:45,569 I knock tonight... 616 01:00:45,979 --> 01:00:49,615 at your door. 617 01:01:04,977 --> 01:01:08,501 I knock tonight... 618 01:01:08,586 --> 01:01:11,389 at your door. 619 01:01:12,032 --> 01:01:18,155 And bring my heart to you and take yours for it. 620 01:01:18,887 --> 01:01:21,930 So shut up tonight... 621 01:01:22,092 --> 01:01:25,057 the door does not close. 622 01:01:25,659 --> 01:01:32,113 Because my longing needs a little rest with you. 623 01:01:32,675 --> 01:01:35,558 I want tonight... 624 01:01:36,082 --> 01:01:39,286 united with you... 625 01:01:39,729 --> 01:01:46,743 play the game of love until the sun shines. 626 01:01:47,024 --> 01:01:51,745 There's no mercy in my 627 01:01:51,835 --> 01:01:54,514 arms when I seduce you. 628 01:01:54,881 --> 01:01:57,162 I knock tonight... 629 01:01:58,127 --> 01:02:01,091 at your door. 630 01:02:45,267 --> 01:02:48,104 Welcome, Knight Archibald. 631 01:02:49,112 --> 01:02:53,001 The hope of favor with noble women gave my steed the spurs. 632 01:02:53,121 --> 01:02:56,963 Are you doing well? - An hour ago my husband left. 633 01:02:58,412 --> 01:03:00,053 Just an hour ago? 634 01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:03,540 Do you have company? 635 01:03:05,427 --> 01:03:10,877 Excuse me, madam. - She was astray. 636 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:13,965 You will be my guest. Take off your coat. 637 01:03:14,087 --> 01:03:17,052 It's a bit humid here anyway. 638 01:03:22,426 --> 01:03:26,428 They must've been stripped of their clothes. - Look away! 639 01:03:26,675 --> 01:03:32,845 My husband didn't even find me that naked in the wedding bed. In the closet! 640 01:03:38,462 --> 01:03:42,349 Too good that madam helped out with the wardrobe. 641 01:03:42,471 --> 01:03:46,440 The strange lady looks minimal. - You find? 642 01:03:47,523 --> 01:03:52,084 Did the virtuous young lady hear of the singers' contest? 643 01:03:52,494 --> 01:03:55,332 Take a seat by my side. 644 01:04:02,436 --> 01:04:04,079 Thank you. 645 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,760 The gentlemen tear off their legs. - It is proper 646 01:04:07,890 --> 01:04:11,778 to serve the mistress in love. They did not shy away from the abyss 647 01:04:11,899 --> 01:04:14,818 when I said, "Jump." - Impossible. 648 01:04:14,945 --> 01:04:17,511 Bodo, jump. 649 01:04:20,797 --> 01:04:25,360 What if he broke his neck? - Wuschke, take a look. 650 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:33,184 How do you love your employees? 651 01:04:33,305 --> 01:04:38,027 The woman is swinging the scepter here. The stupid 652 01:04:38,156 --> 01:04:41,122 Adam goes to battle, the wise Adam pays homage to love. 653 01:04:41,283 --> 01:04:45,173 Well, madam, it was so from the heart of my heart. You know, 654 01:04:45,293 --> 01:04:48,773 what happened to me - You are promised? 655 01:04:48,903 --> 01:04:52,788 Yes! He swore to me that he was only there for me, and then... 656 01:04:52,909 --> 01:04:56,879 Those who are not there for us deserve death. Do you want, 657 01:04:57,241 --> 01:05:00,799 that he jumps for us? - No no no. 658 01:05:01,329 --> 01:05:05,778 I know the Lord too fleetingly for that. Besides, he should sing for us. 659 01:05:05,899 --> 01:05:11,111 We want to give him the grace to sing the praise of women for us. 660 01:05:13,558 --> 01:05:19,041 This golden rose belongs to the winner. - This is the Montreux TV Prize. 661 01:05:20,331 --> 01:05:21,334 Sorry? 662 01:05:22,218 --> 01:05:25,181 And the festival of minstrels continues. 663 01:05:25,302 --> 01:05:28,269 And you women will also receive praise. 664 01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:33,476 The war lasts long, love lasts longer. 665 01:05:34,445 --> 01:05:39,325 Heil, German lust for singing. Hail, three times hail. 666 01:05:54,088 --> 01:05:57,407 In the flower grove 667 01:05:57,615 --> 01:06:01,985 Dearest, I thought your... 668 01:06:02,468 --> 01:06:06,517 Love you, become mine. 669 01:06:07,078 --> 01:06:11,241 Sweetheart single mine. 670 01:06:12,330 --> 01:06:15,569 Your bosom is calling... 671 01:06:15,938 --> 01:06:20,067 Herzeliebchen, the scent of flowers... 672 01:06:21,872 --> 01:06:25,792 I hope you won't be frightened if a thief comes to you tonight. 673 01:06:25,919 --> 01:06:29,480 A thief? What is there to steal from me? 674 01:06:31,173 --> 01:06:34,057 A virgin's heart, I hope. 675 01:06:34,179 --> 01:06:37,498 In the flower grove... 676 01:06:37,588 --> 01:06:40,952 Dearest, I thought your... 677 01:06:41,035 --> 01:06:44,923 Do not forget your love ministry. - You are the lady of my heart. 678 01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:50,656 I'm ready to die for you. - Oh no, I want you alive... 679 01:06:51,259 --> 01:06:54,815 and wait for you tonight. - Tonight? 680 01:06:55,467 --> 01:06:59,869 Glowing red. 681 01:07:00,438 --> 01:07:04,157 Dear sweetheart, call the need... 682 01:07:04,489 --> 01:07:06,129 because without you 683 01:07:06,693 --> 01:07:14,693 I'd rather be dead 684 01:07:24,692 --> 01:07:28,253 Are the noble gentlemen your retinue? - Yes. 685 01:07:31,507 --> 01:07:34,475 Knight Archibald von der Vogelwiese. 686 01:07:36,201 --> 01:07:39,040 Another Frankie. 687 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:44,854 Of all the queens beautiful and young 688 01:07:45,982 --> 01:07:49,950 I pay homage to Venus today. 689 01:07:51,394 --> 01:07:55,557 She took me to the Paradeis. 690 01:07:57,048 --> 01:08:02,419 She let me into your circle. 691 01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:10,066 I knock tonight... 692 01:08:10,235 --> 01:08:13,761 at your door. 693 01:08:14,006 --> 01:08:20,015 And bring my heart to you and take yours for it... 694 01:08:22,222 --> 01:08:26,910 Where did you get the clothes from? - Borrowed, we'll bring it back. 695 01:08:27,034 --> 01:08:29,956 What do you want here? - The rocket... 696 01:08:30,083 --> 01:08:31,677 Quiet. 697 01:08:34,835 --> 01:08:38,117 I want tonight... 698 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:41,281 united with you... 699 01:08:41,690 --> 01:08:48,581 play the game of love until the sun shines. 700 01:08:49,028 --> 01:08:53,509 There's no mercy in my arms 701 01:08:53,637 --> 01:08:59,604 when I seduce you. I knock tonight... 702 01:09:00,092 --> 01:09:03,814 at your door. 703 01:09:07,414 --> 01:09:12,080 Komtesschen? Believe us, we are landing in the right century. 704 01:09:12,202 --> 01:09:16,575 I'm in the right century. It couldn't be better. 705 01:09:16,697 --> 01:09:17,699 Disappear. 706 01:09:18,221 --> 01:09:21,538 I knock tonight... 707 01:09:21,748 --> 01:09:24,716 at your door... 708 01:09:25,279 --> 01:09:31,849 And bring my heart to you and take yours for it. 709 01:09:32,495 --> 01:09:35,497 So shut up tonight... 710 01:09:35,704 --> 01:09:38,783 don't close the door 711 01:09:39,272 --> 01:09:46,801 because my longing needs a little rest with you. 712 01:09:47,213 --> 01:09:50,736 I want tonight... 713 01:09:50,860 --> 01:09:54,070 united with you... 714 01:09:54,313 --> 01:10:01,442 play the game of love until the sun shines. 715 01:10:02,013 --> 01:10:09,459 There's no mercy in my arms when I seduce you. 716 01:10:09,630 --> 01:10:12,710 I knock tonight... 717 01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:15,954 to your... 718 01:10:17,009 --> 01:10:21,617 Door. 719 01:10:26,752 --> 01:10:32,002 Why don't you give him the rose? - Your troubadours have to sing first. 720 01:10:44,038 --> 01:10:48,187 So, noble blood. What are your names? - Hugo. 721 01:10:48,371 --> 01:10:49,570 From? 722 01:10:49,697 --> 01:10:54,066 Hugo from head to toe. - Baron Toni from the socks. 723 01:10:54,309 --> 01:10:58,279 Count Max von Wegendenkste. - And what do you want to sing to me? 724 01:11:00,966 --> 01:11:04,457 From the German Rhine. - Come here. I want more. 725 01:11:04,576 --> 01:11:07,822 The song of the German Rhine. - Come, dear singers, pick up the strings. 726 01:11:21,062 --> 01:11:23,667 No wine if he himself were from the German Rhine 727 01:11:23,829 --> 01:11:26,830 replaces a sweet rendezvous, a rendezvous by moonlight, 728 01:11:26,956 --> 01:11:28,475 in the dark forest alone with you, 729 01:11:28,601 --> 01:11:30,124 she slowly kisses you short and small, 730 01:11:30,164 --> 01:11:31,684 and she hugs you with a leg, 731 01:11:31,849 --> 01:11:34,132 oh balla, balla, oh, that's nice, 732 01:11:34,498 --> 01:11:38,146 no beer, no beer, however strongly brewed, replaces love full of greed, 733 01:11:38,307 --> 01:11:39,710 I'll give you the cool blonde, 734 01:11:39,869 --> 01:11:41,389 I'd much rather be a gentleman, 735 01:11:41,517 --> 01:11:43,080 stand in front of you at night. 736 01:11:43,162 --> 01:11:44,598 And that till four in the morning, 737 01:11:44,724 --> 01:11:47,008 oh balla, balla, oh, that's nice. 738 01:11:47,574 --> 01:11:50,092 Kissed me in the green clover 739 01:11:50,339 --> 01:11:53,263 you trembled like fruit jelly, and 740 01:11:53,390 --> 01:11:56,469 when you lay in your negligee, 741 01:11:56,637 --> 01:11:59,557 then I took your wallet. 742 01:11:59,846 --> 01:12:02,047 Come here... - Please, please, come here. 743 01:12:02,212 --> 01:12:05,292 I want more... - Please, please, more. 744 01:12:05,380 --> 01:12:08,460 I want more... - Please, please, more... 745 01:12:08,949 --> 01:12:11,599 from you. 746 01:12:12,761 --> 01:12:15,604 You stroked my hair, you stroked my hair 747 01:12:15,888 --> 01:12:18,854 you kissed, kissed wonderfully, 748 01:12:19,016 --> 01:12:21,987 you gave me a present in February... 749 01:12:22,188 --> 01:12:25,265 a pair of twins for the third time. 750 01:12:25,393 --> 01:12:27,792 Come here. - Oh, please, come here. 751 01:12:27,962 --> 01:12:30,929 I want more... - Please, please, more. 752 01:12:31,171 --> 01:12:34,092 I want more... - Please, please, more... 753 01:12:34,699 --> 01:12:37,544 from you. 754 01:12:38,432 --> 01:12:41,399 You, queen of my heart, 755 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:44,680 you patted, patted on my chin, 756 01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:47,808 you threw me with your amorous mind... 757 01:12:48,056 --> 01:12:51,136 innocence and a savings account. 758 01:12:51,264 --> 01:12:52,463 Come here 759 01:12:53,509 --> 01:12:55,827 I want more 760 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,968 I want more... - More, more, more... 761 01:13:00,332 --> 01:13:03,292 from you. 762 01:13:04,539 --> 01:13:07,270 Love is a heavenly power 763 01:13:07,811 --> 01:13:10,635 you kindled the man in me, 764 01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:13,837 you got angry for me at night... 765 01:13:13,966 --> 01:13:16,854 killed her own husband. 766 01:13:17,296 --> 01:13:19,576 - Come here. - Yeah, yeah. 767 01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:22,624 - I want more. - Yeah, yeah. 768 01:13:23,031 --> 01:13:25,995 I want more... - Yeah, yeah. 769 01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:29,210 From you. 770 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:33,203 You said, never said no, 771 01:13:33,372 --> 01:13:36,419 you responded to my wishes 772 01:13:36,501 --> 01:13:39,706 you left me alone at night 773 01:13:39,830 --> 01:13:42,831 with your seven little sisters. 774 01:13:43,037 --> 01:13:44,717 Come here, 775 01:13:45,526 --> 01:13:48,732 I want more, I want more... 776 01:13:52,347 --> 01:13:54,951 From you. 777 01:14:00,330 --> 01:14:02,086 Bravo. 778 01:14:03,176 --> 01:14:07,149 Bravo, you deserve the golden rose. You are the greatest. 779 01:14:25,541 --> 01:14:29,225 Isn't it true? My singing sounded sweeter to you, my love. 780 01:14:29,748 --> 01:14:32,586 No comparison to the roar. 781 01:14:32,752 --> 01:14:37,555 You want to sing me something every day? - When we get to your castle. 782 01:14:38,927 --> 01:14:43,648 I don't have a castle. I'm at your castle. - I don't have one either. 783 01:14:45,260 --> 01:14:48,100 - Open the dress for me. - Why? 784 01:14:48,947 --> 01:14:53,030 Do you want to go to bed, madam? Then I want to leave you. 785 01:14:53,156 --> 01:14:57,046 Don't be so rude, I asked you something. 786 01:14:57,165 --> 01:14:58,922 Oh, pardon. 787 01:15:05,580 --> 01:15:07,144 Yes. 788 01:15:09,471 --> 01:15:13,357 How is this going? - Am I the first woman you've undressed? 789 01:15:13,479 --> 01:15:18,039 Oh no, what are you thinking. I often helped my mother. 790 01:15:19,530 --> 01:15:21,292 Whenever she had rheumatism. 791 01:15:22,317 --> 01:15:24,683 You seem delightfully inexperienced. 792 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,645 You're poking me, my knight. 793 01:15:53,263 --> 01:15:58,768 Don't be ashamed of yourself. You can have what you want from me. 794 01:15:58,894 --> 01:16:00,649 Really? 795 01:16:01,339 --> 01:16:02,895 So... 796 01:16:04,343 --> 01:16:07,228 - No, I don't dare. - Tell me! 797 01:16:07,349 --> 01:16:11,239 I would never have dared to ask. - You can dare anything, anything. 798 01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:13,921 Yes? So I... 799 01:16:16,007 --> 01:16:19,850 Since you've already worn that dress... - Yes? 800 01:16:21,422 --> 01:16:23,459 May I try it on? 801 01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:28,116 - Naturally. - Thank you. 802 01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:34,914 You can't ask for everything at once. 803 01:16:36,010 --> 01:16:38,896 First, we're not engaged yet. 804 01:16:39,016 --> 01:16:41,854 And then I'm way too tired. 805 01:16:54,509 --> 01:16:59,493 You brought that with you from the crusade? - For the smile of a knight's wife. 806 01:16:59,681 --> 01:17:03,817 And what should I give you for it? - A short rest camp. 807 01:17:03,929 --> 01:17:08,401 And then a hot bath. - We'd better change the order. 808 01:17:08,542 --> 01:17:13,422 Isn't your husband back soon? - You are welcome to stay a few moons. 809 01:17:13,591 --> 01:17:17,358 Then the others plunder the holy land. You do not suspect 810 01:17:17,483 --> 01:17:22,252 how to steal and bat there. - I suspect it, Herr Ritter, I suspect it. 811 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:26,099 Let me see your face. 812 01:17:31,119 --> 01:17:35,043 Show me your little beaks. Let me see your pair of lips. 813 01:17:35,167 --> 01:17:38,724 Get yourself such perky booty for yourself. 814 01:17:39,257 --> 01:17:44,187 Is there more in the Ottoman Empire? - More than you could enjoy, my friend. 815 01:17:48,641 --> 01:17:52,529 I'm still moving to the promised land today. - Your Christian courage will be rewarded, 816 01:17:52,650 --> 01:17:56,538 with every skull that you split open for the Muslims, 817 01:17:56,658 --> 01:18:00,552 you are doing godly work. - Who will ride with me? 818 01:18:00,671 --> 01:18:03,636 I bet my men will be with you. 819 01:18:08,048 --> 01:18:09,119 Forward march... 820 01:18:10,210 --> 01:18:11,285 into battle. 821 01:18:11,615 --> 01:18:15,584 I will miss you. - Don't worry, I'll take you with me. 822 01:18:16,547 --> 01:18:17,870 Our people... 823 01:18:18,672 --> 01:18:19,872 are awake, 824 01:18:20,759 --> 01:18:24,203 to die bravely in battle. 825 01:18:24,927 --> 01:18:29,056 If the victory is still far, 826 01:18:29,176 --> 01:18:32,259 the wonderful time will come. 827 01:18:33,711 --> 01:18:35,589 Tschinderassa, bumderassa, 828 01:18:35,671 --> 01:18:39,835 People are so stupid. You always shoot the same. 829 01:18:40,646 --> 01:18:44,650 It's a shame about the beautiful heads, because the heavy iron pots... 830 01:18:44,776 --> 01:18:47,091 press as soft as pears. 831 01:18:47,905 --> 01:18:51,111 But wherever you look on earth, 832 01:18:51,673 --> 01:18:55,643 patiently marches a herd with... 833 01:18:55,846 --> 01:18:57,679 Tschinderassa, bumderassa... 834 01:18:57,807 --> 01:18:59,450 just tell me why derassa... 835 01:18:59,611 --> 01:19:01,896 into eternal sleep. 836 01:19:03,581 --> 01:19:07,142 Do you see something? - Yes, all skyscrapers. 837 01:19:08,393 --> 01:19:13,800 Can be New York. Or Aschaffenburg. - Please land, please land. 838 01:19:14,248 --> 01:19:17,213 Did you say something, Countess? - No 839 01:19:17,455 --> 01:19:21,380 World Peace Conference attendees, go to Beacon Nine. 840 01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:27,073 Beacon nine. - According to the clock, we are in the year 2067. 841 01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:32,007 Then we flew too far 100 years. - Attention, Spessart 3, 842 01:19:32,128 --> 01:19:37,262 Participant of the World Peace Conference, you are on beacon nine. 843 01:19:37,383 --> 01:19:40,943 They are landed, they are landed. 844 01:19:43,077 --> 01:19:46,044 They're taking us down. - That, too. 845 01:19:47,008 --> 01:19:52,176 Where there is a peace conference, at least there can be no war. 846 01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:05,435 Just landed: the English peace minister. 847 01:20:17,509 --> 01:20:21,480 Just landed: the Italian Minister of Peace. 848 01:20:26,935 --> 01:20:29,780 Just landed, the... 849 01:20:31,549 --> 01:20:33,016 Where are you from? 850 01:20:34,557 --> 01:20:35,996 From the past. 851 01:20:36,121 --> 01:20:40,014 Just landed: the early peace minister. 852 01:20:40,133 --> 01:20:44,103 Please say a few words. - What should I say? 853 01:20:45,065 --> 01:20:50,237 Do it like the politicians, don't say anything, but do it with fine words. 854 01:20:54,335 --> 01:20:57,302 I would like to say at this point 855 01:20:58,547 --> 01:21:02,392 that I don't want to say anything at the moment, 856 01:21:03,761 --> 01:21:07,652 but I can already say that I will say more soon. 857 01:21:07,772 --> 01:21:10,338 Thank you. 858 01:21:13,429 --> 01:21:16,990 Report obediently, joined the company of honor. 859 01:21:20,529 --> 01:21:21,530 Bumderassa. 860 01:21:21,691 --> 01:21:25,744 May I ask you to come to the TV studio? - No, no, we'll fly on in a moment. 861 01:21:25,865 --> 01:21:29,182 But you will miss a lot. 862 01:21:34,729 --> 01:21:38,528 We have the pleasure to meet all the great nations of Europe... 863 01:21:38,659 --> 01:21:41,629 gathered at this table. 864 01:21:43,715 --> 01:21:47,401 I have to make a caveat. The economic situation of Lower Bavaria... 865 01:21:47,525 --> 01:21:51,293 does not allow the Westphalian area to import... 866 01:21:51,418 --> 01:21:55,310 is flooded with strong beer. - I draw your attention to 867 01:21:55,430 --> 01:21:59,318 that North Rhine-Westphalia does not recognize the Republic of Lower Bavaria. 868 01:21:59,438 --> 01:22:03,330 When the so-called Bavaria the forehead... - The so-called Lower Bavaria... 869 01:22:03,452 --> 01:22:07,341 I hope you want to say. You should be aware that the state of 870 01:22:07,460 --> 01:22:11,352 Bavaria as a whole has ceased to exist since the Oktoberfest in 2012, 871 01:22:11,472 --> 01:22:17,041 and that, as the representative of my king, I simply cannot tolerate it... 872 01:22:17,491 --> 01:22:22,626 As I said earlier, all the countries of Europe are in agreement. 873 01:22:25,473 --> 01:22:29,367 A repair shop? - Yes, we want to go straight back on. 874 01:22:29,488 --> 01:22:33,376 Approximately how old is the rocket? - A little over 100 years. 875 01:22:33,496 --> 01:22:36,141 - I hope he still knows. - Who? 876 01:22:43,786 --> 01:22:45,654 He's already thinking. 877 01:22:50,024 --> 01:22:54,592 He has an idea. The former director of the missile museum could help you. 878 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,858 Where does he live? We have to go there right away. 879 01:22:57,058 --> 01:22:59,358 On Tuesday, where does the weekend start? 880 01:23:00,379 --> 01:23:04,945 Then you only work on Mondays? - Yes, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. 881 01:23:05,313 --> 01:23:09,240 We'll try anyway. What's his name? - The machine does not give a name, 882 01:23:09,366 --> 01:23:14,253 just the address and the route. - 384th Street, 30th floor. Is it far? 883 01:23:14,624 --> 01:23:19,079 2,000 meters. Should I call an air taxi? - No thanks, we'll walk that little bit. 884 01:23:20,283 --> 01:23:24,254 I'll give you a routing transmitter. - A what? 885 01:23:26,303 --> 01:23:30,709 384th Street, House 357, 30th floor. 886 01:23:34,803 --> 01:23:36,672 Around your neck, please? 887 01:23:37,741 --> 01:23:41,628 As long as you hear this guiding tone, you will have a reliable guide. 888 01:23:41,751 --> 01:23:45,924 We've had it on our necks before. - Would you turn around? 889 01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:50,052 Information, information. 890 01:23:52,186 --> 01:23:56,256 As soon as you leave your lead tone, you'll find yourself in the advertising frequency. 891 01:23:58,485 --> 01:24:01,329 - Thank you. - Very connected. 892 01:24:07,755 --> 01:24:10,725 There, there. - Information, information. 893 01:24:18,749 --> 01:24:20,713 Yeah right: 894 01:24:20,837 --> 01:24:23,360 Muller's remote-controlled strollers... 895 01:24:23,487 --> 01:24:26,054 take away hassles from young mothers. 896 01:24:26,294 --> 01:24:28,739 Little mother, don't despair, 897 01:24:28,904 --> 01:24:31,551 buy Muller's remote-controlled strollers. 898 01:24:31,831 --> 01:24:36,003 With the new hydraulic swing axle, economical in consumption. 899 01:24:39,416 --> 01:24:42,262 Information, information. 900 01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:46,356 Kandawash, Kandawash, Kandawash, Kandawash, Kandawash... 901 01:24:46,442 --> 01:24:50,606 Let your kids dry clean, they'll be like new again. 902 01:25:01,894 --> 01:25:04,670 Kandawash, Kandawash, Kandawash... 903 01:25:05,042 --> 01:25:08,605 HX 17, the new drink for young and old. 904 01:25:08,895 --> 01:25:12,954 HX 17 does, does, does... 905 01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:16,881 does us so good, good, good. 906 01:25:19,014 --> 01:25:21,982 Picassos come and go. 907 01:25:22,143 --> 01:25:24,749 The German garden gnome... 908 01:25:25,195 --> 01:25:28,357 always remains. 909 01:25:28,488 --> 01:25:30,370 How nice. 910 01:25:30,655 --> 01:25:34,548 Become a civil servant, a rewarding and safe profession. 911 01:25:34,667 --> 01:25:38,561 No specialist knowledge required, get in touch with us today. 912 01:25:48,077 --> 01:25:50,967 How would you like to spend your free time? 913 01:25:51,089 --> 01:25:54,656 Our ladies are open to you. 914 01:25:59,403 --> 01:26:02,965 It's unbelievable how some women walk around. 915 01:26:09,645 --> 01:26:15,022 Frank Green? - Missile antiquarian and repairs? 916 01:26:15,345 --> 01:26:20,236 If that's Frankie, I'll marry him. - Wait a minute, if that's your Frankie 917 01:26:20,366 --> 01:26:25,538 then he has 140 years under his belt, usually the best is over. 918 01:26:25,704 --> 01:26:27,469 Come! 919 01:26:31,833 --> 01:26:35,762 And that's why I emphasize that the Free State of Bavaria is not... 920 01:26:35,888 --> 01:26:39,740 lets talk into his beer. 921 01:26:53,245 --> 01:26:56,097 Do you mind the gossip? Then I'll turn it off. 922 01:26:57,703 --> 01:27:01,074 I've always tried... 923 01:27:03,164 --> 01:27:07,059 They show any kind of cheese these days. - Frankie! 924 01:27:08,104 --> 01:27:12,679 Are you Frankie? - You must be wrong. My name is Willi. 925 01:27:14,454 --> 01:27:17,005 Are you sure I'm not your bride? 926 01:27:18,471 --> 01:27:22,450 Mama, Mama, come over here quickly, this is a madwoman. 927 01:27:26,305 --> 01:27:30,284 Is that your wife, mother? - No, that's Miss Busch... 928 01:27:31,328 --> 01:27:35,224 with her youngest, she studies housekeeping with us. Well? Where's mom? 929 01:27:35,347 --> 01:27:39,275 She just went over to Hawaii. - So close to lunch? 930 01:27:39,402 --> 01:27:43,619 What's she doing in Hawaii? - She's trying to get your bride back. 931 01:27:43,739 --> 01:27:47,718 Do you have a bride? - I had. She ran away from me. 932 01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:49,246 Why? 933 01:27:49,285 --> 01:27:54,175 Our wedding had to be postponed. What can I do for you? 934 01:27:54,748 --> 01:27:59,561 Something is stuck on our missile. - Fixed core nuclear engine... 935 01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:02,661 or photonic jet explosion? 936 01:28:04,792 --> 01:28:06,262 No idea. 937 01:28:17,404 --> 01:28:21,385 - What's the rocket's year of manufacture? - Summer 1958. 938 01:28:21,826 --> 01:28:25,964 Oh, and still flying? It's a shame, Papa would've been fascinated. 939 01:28:26,084 --> 01:28:30,859 Oh, your father's no longer here? I mean your father is no longer alive? 940 01:28:31,466 --> 01:28:35,319 Well, yes. Frank Green Sr. will soon be 140. 941 01:28:35,844 --> 01:28:39,981 Can't I even say hello to him? - Oh, this will be hard to do. 942 01:28:40,105 --> 01:28:43,761 We froze him, and for Christmas he'll be thawed for a few days. 943 01:28:47,073 --> 01:28:51,931 Ah, mom, there you are. Did you bring Lee for me? 944 01:28:52,300 --> 01:28:56,232 Lee doesn't want to go. She says if you like a couple of troop shifts... 945 01:28:56,358 --> 01:29:00,770 that are more important on Saturn, then you can stay stolen from her. 946 01:29:00,898 --> 01:29:04,756 Incidentally, that is also my opinion. - Mine as well! 947 01:29:07,052 --> 01:29:11,033 Who are these guests? - They've come about some missile damage. 948 01:29:12,839 --> 01:29:16,610 She looks a bit like you in your wedding picture. 949 01:29:16,735 --> 01:29:21,355 Wedding? Your husband ran away from you at the hen party. 950 01:29:21,881 --> 01:29:24,852 Oh, you know his biography. 951 01:29:25,374 --> 01:29:29,311 It's nice that there are still people who read books these days. 952 01:29:29,437 --> 01:29:33,417 So your wedding took place? - And even on time. 953 01:29:34,178 --> 01:29:38,158 Frankie remembered at the last minute, there are enough generals around, 954 01:29:38,641 --> 01:29:43,454 but his Annie's only available once. - Now there are two of them. 955 01:29:45,330 --> 01:29:48,744 I have to see him. My Frankie. 956 01:29:49,395 --> 01:29:52,366 Sorry, yours, of course. 957 01:29:56,591 --> 01:29:59,969 All right, let's do her a favor. 958 01:30:08,572 --> 01:30:11,144 - Shall we let him in? - Yes. 959 01:30:50,395 --> 01:30:54,077 Papa might be upset we disturbed his rest. 960 01:30:55,277 --> 01:30:58,577 My responsibility is seeing he doesn't rest through this. 961 01:31:37,827 --> 01:31:40,659 Merry Christmas. 962 01:31:44,985 --> 01:31:47,943 You look very good, my darling. 963 01:31:48,263 --> 01:31:53,257 Wait till you're at room temperature. You're still a little hypothermic. 964 01:31:56,021 --> 01:32:00,300 Besides, it isn't me at all. - You look good, too. 965 01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:03,969 Merry Christmas, or is Willi getting married? 966 01:32:05,622 --> 01:32:09,533 Does she have a new hair color? - This is not his bride. 967 01:32:09,659 --> 01:32:13,570 She's here because of missile damage. - Very old school, dad, 968 01:32:13,696 --> 01:32:17,573 only you will be familiar with it. - That's not really why you woke me up. 969 01:32:17,693 --> 01:32:21,410 Admit it, you're going to be married. - Yes, dad, tomorrow. 970 01:32:21,539 --> 01:32:25,411 You can stay up late. - You want to go to the Saturn base. 971 01:32:25,530 --> 01:32:30,387 I'll quickly slide over to Hawaii. I'll take your rocket, it's faster. 972 01:32:33,174 --> 01:32:37,801 Merry Christmas, gentlemen. Yeah, what about your rocket? 973 01:32:37,930 --> 01:32:42,683 When we extend the landing nozzle... - You have a retractable landing nozzle? 974 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:46,720 We built this faulty construction once. Annie? 975 01:32:46,847 --> 01:32:50,726 I have to take a look at that thing. - But then put on the heating mantle. 976 01:32:50,845 --> 01:32:54,807 You're still hypothermic. - Yes, not necessary, not necessary. 977 01:32:55,006 --> 01:32:56,339 Come on, gentlemen. 978 01:32:58,003 --> 01:33:01,917 Now he's on my way with my rocket. - Then you take the pneumatic tube. 979 01:33:02,043 --> 01:33:05,672 It's faster anyway. - Countess, we're going. 980 01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:08,150 I'll catch up with the next pneumatic tube. 981 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:14,789 Who were the masters? - These are my ghosts. 982 01:33:14,920 --> 01:33:19,468 Oh, that's why. I haven't seen them since my wedding. 983 01:33:20,998 --> 01:33:24,957 Your son is lovely. - You should see the others here. 984 01:33:26,674 --> 01:33:28,409 We have three sons? 985 01:33:29,995 --> 01:33:33,873 Klaus and Robert run the weather station on the moon, they come when the moon... 986 01:33:33,995 --> 01:33:38,382 changes, but if they want to say hello to the children over the radio... 987 01:33:39,671 --> 01:33:43,550 I have to get there first. - Oh, we'll get it there in a minute. 988 01:33:43,669 --> 01:33:47,550 If we were in a big city, we could even dial through. 989 01:33:47,670 --> 01:33:50,505 Why are you so happy? 990 01:33:50,990 --> 01:33:55,105 If you're happy, then I have to be, too. 991 01:34:03,266 --> 01:34:07,143 Hello, Botjev. They'll pick me up here in ten minutes. Roger that? 992 01:34:07,265 --> 01:34:09,016 Thank you! 993 01:34:13,179 --> 01:34:16,116 Most obedient good afternoon, my maids. Pardon. 994 01:34:18,461 --> 01:34:22,338 Do you know that your son has just been spotted over the Azores? 995 01:34:22,457 --> 01:34:27,580 Professor Green had orders... - My son can do what he wants. 996 01:34:27,699 --> 01:34:31,576 He can't do that, he's under my command. I will have your son... 997 01:34:31,696 --> 01:34:36,726 brought before a justice of the peace. - He's picking up his bride from Hawaii. 998 01:34:37,574 --> 01:34:42,229 A soldier's wife always has to wait. Excuse me a moment. 999 01:34:42,732 --> 01:34:47,929 Hello, please give me 01030 in grid square B 131. 1000 01:34:48,013 --> 01:34:51,970 So now you order your son to repent at once. 1001 01:34:52,210 --> 01:34:57,566 Tell him to do it. You're the superior. - Yes, he doesn't listen to me. 1002 01:34:58,206 --> 01:35:01,244 I need a mother's voice, please. 1003 01:35:01,367 --> 01:35:05,248 After all, this is a matter of peace. 1004 01:35:05,367 --> 01:35:09,277 We shall have peace only when the last of your kind is gone. 1005 01:35:09,404 --> 01:35:13,320 Don't you know who I am? I'm the Plenipotentiary for Peace... 1006 01:35:13,446 --> 01:35:18,279 of all divisions on the Rhine left bank. - I could tell you what you are, 1007 01:35:18,405 --> 01:35:23,558 but unfortunately I'm a lady. - I don't want to argue with women. 1008 01:35:23,964 --> 01:35:27,510 It concerns us women most of all. 1009 01:35:30,999 --> 01:35:33,033 Quick, the freezer button! 1010 01:35:34,479 --> 01:35:36,228 Have you gone mad... 1011 01:35:48,993 --> 01:35:53,553 So, everything is fine again. Get ready for a test flight. 1012 01:35:54,513 --> 01:35:58,060 Chew well, otherwise you will run out of air. 1013 01:36:00,947 --> 01:36:02,984 Turn on engine one. 1014 01:36:06,505 --> 01:36:09,469 Switch on engines two and three. 1015 01:36:12,947 --> 01:36:15,506 Full throttle. 1016 01:36:19,145 --> 01:36:23,536 We're flying against time! - That's what we want right now. 1017 01:36:23,704 --> 01:36:29,732 Let go of the lever immediately! - 38... 37... 36... 35... 1018 01:36:29,862 --> 01:36:32,696 - Good, go on. - What? 1019 01:36:35,462 --> 01:36:40,137 - You should let go of the lever! - 2005... 2003... 2000... 1020 01:36:40,379 --> 01:36:43,210 Good, go on. 1990... 1021 01:36:43,536 --> 01:36:47,534 Continue. 1970... 1969... '68... 1022 01:36:47,660 --> 01:36:51,364 Another piece. - Frankie, Frankie! 1023 01:36:52,979 --> 01:36:55,933 I love you! Land, land! 1024 01:36:56,413 --> 01:37:00,291 What did we promise you? - Now the wedding can go up. 1025 01:37:00,412 --> 01:37:05,805 That was our good deed. The redemption. - Too late, we're too early! 1026 01:37:06,130 --> 01:37:08,965 1948... '47... '45... 1027 01:37:09,212 --> 01:37:12,043 - Frankie! - Don't do that, aunt. 1028 01:37:12,925 --> 01:37:15,842 He's going to need a pacifier soon. - Forward! 1029 01:37:15,969 --> 01:37:21,123 You should let go of the lever. - 1955, still a notch. Forward! 1030 01:37:21,768 --> 01:37:25,317 1963, another tick. '64... '65... '66. 1031 01:37:25,485 --> 01:37:28,044 Set down! Set down! 1032 01:37:30,165 --> 01:37:31,917 Set down! 1033 01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:38,039 Exactly one minute before 11 a.m., ladies and gentlemen, 1034 01:37:38,162 --> 01:37:41,916 the wedding of the year will take place here in a few moments. 1035 01:37:42,043 --> 01:37:44,172 The bride and groom are already coming. 1036 01:37:46,922 --> 01:37:51,912 We don't have the bride and groom yet. 1037 01:37:51,937 --> 01:37:54,999 Here are the bride's parents. Consul, what are your feelings now? 1038 01:37:59,557 --> 01:38:03,514 So, I'd say... - The wedding has to be postponed. 1039 01:38:03,633 --> 01:38:07,594 Why does it have to be postponed? - Because the groom... where are you from? 1040 01:38:07,714 --> 01:38:13,583 Anneliese will fall out of the clouds. - Frankie, Frankie! 1041 01:38:14,753 --> 01:38:18,630 Why did I escape the general? - You probably thought... 1042 01:38:18,751 --> 01:38:22,204 There are enough generals, but your Annie only exists once. Right? 1043 01:38:24,747 --> 01:38:28,582 Who are you looking for? - My ghosts are gone. 1044 01:38:28,746 --> 01:38:32,626 They haven't said goodbye. Why are you suddenly in such a hurry? 1045 01:38:32,745 --> 01:38:35,623 We'll have our sons soon enough. - What's that? 1046 01:38:35,746 --> 01:38:39,817 Our sons. Two live on the moon, you may not even know that. 1047 01:38:39,942 --> 01:38:44,971 They froze you. - Honey, you're a nice girl, but... 1048 01:38:46,422 --> 01:38:50,889 A lavish party, a boy saw a... 1049 01:38:50,976 --> 01:38:55,098 Uncle Max! Hugo! Toni! 1050 01:38:55,141 --> 01:39:00,553 Tomorrow she'll be back to normal. - That's what you promised me, too. 1051 01:39:08,655 --> 01:39:14,332 You're back already. What's all this about? - I'm sorry, General. 1052 01:39:14,693 --> 01:39:16,952 They have right of way. 1053 01:39:24,367 --> 01:39:26,730 Mr. General... 1054 01:39:34,727 --> 01:39:37,798 And just like that, even he has a soul, 1055 01:39:38,967 --> 01:39:41,604 As if he had it all the time. 1056 01:39:42,849 --> 01:39:45,599 Then the generals left us... 1057 01:39:46,724 --> 01:39:49,363 like our robbers in peace. 1058 01:39:50,486 --> 01:39:51,677 They are redeemed 1059 01:39:52,161 --> 01:39:53,722 we'll get on without them, 1060 01:39:54,241 --> 01:39:56,675 until they come back once more 1061 01:39:57,961 --> 01:40:00,719 Until they come back once more 1062 01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:04,193 until they come back once more. 1063 01:40:35,993 --> 01:40:38,193 THE END